The next day, all of my other students decided that they wanted to create their own club as well. Before I knew it, posters for "Sports Club: Boy's Only" and "Girlz Rule" were being put up around the classroom. I had to put a stop to it ASAP because inevitably someone would be excluded and their feelings would get hurt.
My original "Dragon Club" founder had already asked her mom if she could bring in treats for the class to encourage everyone to join her club. I had given her the go ahead, so she had come to class with small Oreo cookie snack packs and orange flavored Capri Suns that day. She handed the snack out to everyone during indoor recess. They were all having fun and enjoying their snack courtesy of the "Dragon Club."
I was at my desk grading papers and enjoying a Capri Sun of my own when one of my students walked over to me with a very worried look on his face. He asked me in a very serious tone that was just above a whisper, "Could you try your Capri Sun and tell me if it has ALCOHOL in it?" I was quite puzzled, but inquired further to try to understand his thinking. He explained to me that it tasted like his hand sanitizer which contains 62% alcohol.
The first thought that popped into my head was, Uh, I don't even know what alcohol tastes like. Then I talked to him about the dangers of eating your hand sanitizer and let him know that I didn't think that the people that made kids' drinks would put alcohol in something that looked like it was for kids. He still seemed unsure, but returned to his desk and promptly threw away his unfinished "Orange Wake Up" Capri Sun. (I guess hand sanitizer doesn't taste that good.)My brother-in-law posted this picture on Facebook the other night with the following caption, "Juice boxes... now in mommy flavor!"

Uhhh... I guess I need to retract my earlier statement!

