March 32nd

"There's something on your shirt." [checks shirt] ... April Fools!

"You have something in your teeth." [unsuspecting victim picks self-consciously at teeth]... April Fools!

"Your shoe's untied." [looks down] ... April Fools!

x 28 students 

x 7 hours of school

April Fools in the classroom has been a nightmare in the past, so I decided to just skip it all together.  Yesterday was March 32 in my room.  The calendar was modified and all papers were dated as such.