Pick Two

I went to Panera Bread to meet some friends from high school on Saturday.  It's been a while since I had seen them, so we talked the whole time in line.  When it was my turn to order, I hadn't even looked at the menu so I tried really quickly to figure out what I wanted to order.  There was one of those "Pick Two" deals so I decided on that.

In my hurry, I selected the Turkey Bacon Sandwich, the Tomato Soup, AND the Thai Chicken Salad.

The lady looked at me and said, "It's called Pick TWO.  Which means you can only pick TWO."

Oh yeah, I knew that.